December 2011
4 posts
“The stage is my church and long form improvisational comedy is my religion and I...”
– Amy Poehler. (via healywu)
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
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August 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
Streeter Seidell: The Greatest Stoner Thought I've... →
streeter:
There is a level of being stoned that my friends and I have recently termed “the wonders.” It’s that moment when you start to gaze around your world and really think about things. It often leads to ridiculous statements such as “have you ever thought about color, dude? Like, what is it?!” but…
http://www.dcpierson.com/archives/001206.html →
July 2010
1 post
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
1 post
susannawolff:
conormckeon:
“Dirt Off Your...
August 2009
1 post
Dear Home Friends: Guys, I miss the city so much! Can’t wait to see you all when I’m home for Thanksgiving.
Dear School Friends: Guys, I’m so excited to be back at school! This year is gonna be awesome.
Dear Crossover Friends: Guys, whatever.
July 2009
3 posts
Watchjeffrubinjeffrubin:
5-Year Old Performs Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues”
Thinking About "Bruno"
Pretty much exactly how I felt about Bruno.
dangurewitch:
Bruno has some absolutely astonishing and hilarious sequences, and it’s impossible not to admire Sacha Baron Cohen’s sheer unparalleled nerve. But at its core, this character is mean and cheap in a way that Borat wasn’t. Borat was innocent - he didn’t know any better, he just wanted to learn, his naivety exposed others’ prejudices - and...
June 2009
3 posts
“I wanted to kick her right in the face… Shit, waking me up. I was like...”
– I came back to the sublet today after work and the door to our floor was open, but I thought: “That’s okay the electrician is supposed to come and make our electricity work.” It was not the electrician, rather two cleaning ladies making the place all clean for… future...
Jeremy's Thoughts: Israel Edition
Why are there so many babies going to Israel? Business or pleasure?
Planes can drive, and also fly. Flying cars aren’t the future, they are just airplanes.
Good to know that the thin piece of metal outside my window is all that is preventing us from plummeting to our doom. Maybe if I stare at it for 10 hours straight it will be self-conscious and try hard to do a good job.
Oh, I get it....
May 2009
5 posts
Dear Ali...
Who am I to question the desires of the heart when it comes to web browsers? Also, one of Kenneth’s cousins? Really? Because of the Gordon family Buffalo Chicken is now an endangered species.
Love,
Jeremy
allisons:
jeremyonline:
I am leaving you for Safari. This is a difficult decision, but I know it in my heart to be the right one. We’ve had some great times together, we really have....
Dear Firefox...
I am leaving you for Safari. This is a difficult decision, but I know it in my heart to be the right one. We’ve had some great times together, we really have. Bringing me to Facebook, CollegeHumor, Gmail, you handled it all like a pro. But I just can’t deal with your weird behavior and random crashes anymore. Safari is faster, and more stable. And stability is what I’m looking...
Interesting-ish Fact
Although I have heard the word ‘ponce’ many times before, and understood it to be some sort of derogatory term, I decided to look it up. Apparently one of the definitions is “a man who lives off a prostitute’s earnings.” Interesting(ish)!
April 2009
3 posts
Diddy as in P. Diddy? Puff Daddy? Sean Combs? Is that a good thing?
zmoskow:
That Mr. X sounds like one handsome mother fucker! And I bet he smells like Diddy.
allisons:
Mr. X (11:45:53 PM): i feel like the crew of the titanic deciding which porn to move from my old computer to my new computer Ali: (11:47:16 PM): damn, you just spit out classics Mr. X (11:47:24 PM): bam bam bam I don’t...
Google Books just saved my ass because I am writing a paper on God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, but I forgot to note down pages to take quotes from as I was reading it, but now thanks to Google I can search the contents of the book for phrases I remember and then it will show me where they are in the book oh man this is pretty cool see Zach technology isn’t all bad also this is a poorly...
The Boy Is Back In Town!
Can we please make Pik-emote.com? Please?
zmoskow:
I apologize for my lackluster showing this semester. I’m sure one and all would check back here multiple times a day in anticipation of me sharing some new mind nuggets. Allow me to make it up to you now…
The semester thus far has pretty much been defined by The Game Show Network (GSN), College Government, and abstinence. The third an...
March 2009
7 posts
A great name for a No Doubt tribute band would be Ain’t No Doubt.
I think (name removed) is actually (name removed)
(name removed) : that girl sasha grey you put on the blog I jerk off to her sometimes
(name removed) : yeah she can take a dick
I feel especially collegiate today.
Waving catnip in front of a cat is kind of like waving pot in front of a human. Right? I might be the best one to make such a claim, as I don’t have a cat, have never smoked weed, and I still think it’s cool to call it reefer.
The World's Longest Day in Pictures
Kenny and Ben love fun
Hey, an ambulance!
He looks to be in good spirits
Just chillin’ out
Tired? I don’t know the meaning of the word.
Off to Walmart
I always fall asleep in moving vehicles, so this proves nothing
Kenny and I both decided to buy the same pair of running shoes. When we were checking out, his pair rang up as $17, even though they were labeled as...
The World's Longest Day
8:07 AM - Finished writing blog post. Getting ready to leave for a trip to Walmart.
7:37 AM - Began writing blog post
6:30 AM - Went to eat breakfast at Denny’s (always a bad idea)
6:15 AM - Movie ended
3:30 AM - Began watching Watchmen
2:45 AM - Left to go to the movie theater where my friend Zach is a manager and was screening Watchmen early for fun and friends
2:00 AM - Adam called...
Who Wants to Lingo a Jeopardy?
I had a serious discussion with my apartment mates tonight about how the Game Show Network should rearrange its 11 PM - 2 AM programming block to better suit our taste in game shows.
COLLEGE
February 2009
7 posts
The Employment History of Jeremy Gundel: Part III,...
Okay, so I am now officially an intern at CollegeHumor. Not now as I am writing this, but now as if I am continuing my story right where I left off. It’s a literary technique.
Anyways, being an intern at CollegeHumor was both one of the best and worst experience of my life. It was the best because of all the reasons you would think. I’m feeling like a list of things in no particular...
Watchncroal:
Doll Parts: The aniBoom award-winning short “Sebastian’s Voodoo.”
Some Things
I am mostly posting to prove to myself that I am not abandoning this blog just yet, but I do have some things to say so let’s get down to business.
My Xbox and cell phone both decided to break within a week of each other, exacerbating my recent feeling of distrust in technology.
When I’m at school, I use the snooze button. When I’m at home, I don’t.
As we were leaving...
January 2009
14 posts
Third day of classes and I’m already behind on my reading assignments. I am not proud.
Cool people who have had cameos on Arrested...
-Wash from Firefly/Serenity as Ann’s father -Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock as a waiter at the country club -Phyllis from The Office as board member at the Bluth Company -Zach Braff from Scrubs as Philip Litt, creator of “Girls With Low Self-Esteem” -Rob Huebel from Human Giant as guy who checks out the sinkhole in the model home -Andy Samberg as assistant to the Blue Man Group...
The Employment History of Jeremy Gundel: Part III,...
The summer between my freshman and sophomore years at college, I was an intern at CollegeHumor. People often ask me: “Jeremy, how did a loser like you end up with such an awesome internship?” The answer is: I don’t know. One day, when I was looking at the CollegeHumor website, they had a post that said they were looking for interns, the requirements being that you have a good...