Jeremy Online

I am leaving you for Safari. This is a difficult decision, but I know it in my heart to be the right one. We’ve had some great times together, we really have. Bringing me to Facebook, CollegeHumor, Gmail, you handled it all like a pro. But I just can’t deal with your weird behavior and random crashes anymore. Safari is faster, and more stable. And stability is what I’m looking for right now. I hope that there are no hard feelings. I’m not uninstalling you, and I still want to be friends. It’s just time for a change.

Love,

Jeremy