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8:07 AM - Finished writing blog post. Getting ready to leave for a trip to Walmart.

7:37 AM - Began writing blog post

6:30 AM - Went to eat breakfast at Denny’s (always a bad idea)

6:15 AM - Movie ended

3:30 AM - Began watching Watchmen

2:45 AM - Left to go to the movie theater where my friend Zach is a manager and was screening Watchmen early for fun and friends

2:00 AM - Adam called Harpur’s Ferry to take him to the hospital. Kenny went with him because he is a good friend. He excitedly got on a stretcher and gave an enthusiastic thumbs up on the way out.

11:00 PM to 2:00 AM - Game Show Network. Adam inexplicably receives endorsement from Prospect Magazine.

9:00 PM to 11:00 PM - Rock Band

7:30 PM to 9:00 PM - Went with Zach (not the same Zach who works at the theater) and Ben to give speeches to Prospect Magazine and the Binghamton Review about why Adam should be the next SA President of Binghamton University. Met many people involved in Binghamton’s student government. No longer confident in Binghamton’s student government. Fumbled through interview, where reporter misheard Adam’s plan for ‘community outreach’ as ‘community outrage.’

7:00 PM - Adam explains to us that he is too sick to give his speeches and we must go in his stead.

6:00 PM - Fit 8 adults in Ben’s two door Ford Escort. Had some pretty bad almond flavored bubble tea and Wendy’s.

4:30 PM - Got back from Globalization. Adam still ill.

2:30 PM - Left for Globalization and Literary Culture, the most boring class of all

1:15 PM - Tried to buy Adam Pepto Bismol at the Hinman Cafe. Couldn’t because it wouldn’t scan at the register and the lady didn’t know what the regular price was, and therefore could not sell it to me. Adam still ill.

11:30 AM - Left for Comics class

11:00 AM - Woke up. Went into kitchen to get a glass of water. Heard Adam’s door creak open with feeble voice emanating from within. Explained to me that he was sick, needed Ginger Ale/Pepto Bismol. I explained to him that I needed to go to class.